now or later

A girl who is always available to have sex. From the Gutta Boys song "Now or Laters": "I want them Now or Laters, them Now or Laters, that's them girls that'll give it to you now or later."

"Don't trip on that girl, she's a now or later, she'll be ready when you are."

by SWATgirl January 13, 2008

i'll do it later

As in meaning you will never do it .

Oh I'll do it later.
"you mean never?''

by GirlsrBAE May 28, 2016

laser fucked

to get repeatedly pointed at by your coaches laser pointer during an after game film session. The coach yells during this occurence making the fucking more intense.

dude, i did so bad that game, im gonna get laser fucked on monday.

by Billy Reilly October 25, 2007

LaserMan

A creature that inhabits a planet revolving around a blue sun. There color of the light apparently makes him want to have anal sex with his hot mother or something, because he only stops doing that to make stupid claims that he doesn't understand.

LaserMan was once trying to justify emulation by saying that it was ok because the games were hard to find. Later on, he said that the Gamecube had a 400 bit processor and the PS2 had a 128 bit processor. He went on to say that Nintendo (read: Satan) just needs better marketing even though he displayed a complete lack of knowledge on the subject.

He's also a fad hopper.

The day everyone starts jumping off bridges, laserman will be right there behind them.

by Kris' father July 9, 2004

yellow laser beam

A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.

Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.

by Jedi.Ain August 31, 2006

boob lantern

The use of a flash light or other illumination held against a boob. If the boob shines like a lantern then said boob is considered to be an implant (fake boobie). Real boobs don't make lanterns.

I boob lantern dat chicken head and her tits glowed like the fake shitz dey is.

by booblantern July 15, 2007

laser sword

Jedahi and seths carry dis wepon and fite each otha

cyborg man loves stealing laser swords.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 2, 2020