John Kerry status

1.) The act of saying one thing but then doing another
2.) Changing your mind out of nowhere.
3.) Making someone think something but then blind-siding them by giving them the boot.

1.) "No man, I am done talking to her" (then the person still dates her)

You have just gone John Kerry status on me.

2.) "Yeah, I'll go" (Then the person bails last minute)

3.) Having a few good dates with someone, then getting the "we need to talk" speech

by pfidr34 August 29, 2006

The Kerri Strug

This position is named the "Kerri Strug" due to the fact that you need to be a flexable individual, possably a gymnast to do this. It is the process by which you pin your girlfriends ankles behind her head when having sex.

Instead of doing it missionary, my girlfriend decided that the Kerri Strug was the way to go.

by Robert Swiatkowski January 20, 2006

James Kerr

An awesome guy who is cool with a huge dick and good style. He is also athletic and smart. Has lots of haters who are gay and have chodes and are schmucks.

Wow that dude James Kerr seems realy chill, why do so many cunts hate on him.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

john kerry

1. any person supported by a new generation of hippies who have no appreciation for the freedoms that they enjoy everyday.

2. a would-be military hero, turned spineless traitor, turned spineless senator, turned horrible spineless presidential candidate.

3. any person who celebrates their freedom by throwing their military service medals into a gutter in a public display of ingratitude.

John Kerry lost...GET OVER IT!

by scott h June 14, 2005

steve kerr

A NBA analyst who doesnt know what he is talking about.

Would people know Steve Kerr exist if Jordan played for another team? ... probably yeah because he'll be the guy Jordan scores 90 on.

by Steve May 1, 2006

Kerrpenis

Anything that does not exist.

Kerr wishes that the treehouse was kerrpenis.

by Donald February 22, 2003

Kerrangutan

(noun) A large, hairy, heavymetal enthusiast. From the words Kerrang and orangutan. Often clad in leather.

'It was great fun at that Motorhead gig, until some kerrangutan tried to feel me up.'

by Mrs Slappy Face June 11, 2006