When three vulva-bearing people stand in a semi-circle with their fingers out and a fourth jumps from person to person to person trying to get each finger in their vagina.
by Jonathan the sheep December 29, 2021
A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.
by smokestyle December 24, 2021
This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.
by BDB420 June 07, 2021
Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023
An Australian amalgam when shortened describes the act of being ‘rooted’, meaning to be in a bad state.
The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.
The term coming from the abbreviated version of kangaroo being ‘roo’ and Theodore being ‘Ted’, hence… ‘rooted’.
Shit Johnno, there’s no way I’m going to work today, I went on the piss with Robbo last night and I’m absolutely Kangaroo Theodore
by LeeNorman May 13, 2023
1. When someone cheats you out of an opportunity, or when someone deceives you, so they can get the upper-hand in a competition.
2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.
2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.
by ShadownKnuckles June 16, 2017
To get kicked out of something.
Stop cyber-bullying or get kangarooed from this chat.
Get your salt out of this party or be kangarooed.
Get your salt out of this party or be kangarooed.
by Covality July 01, 2017