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Girl#1: omg, who's that girl? She's gorgeous
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
Boy#1: oh, her? That's Laura Johnson, my girlfriend
Laura Johnson: smiles
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