pulling a Jake

Staying in to drink an insane amount or get really high

I don’t really wanna go out tonight, I feel like pulling a Jake

by cc314 August 21, 2023

Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul

A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.

Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass

by Mercy#0193 September 22, 2019

Jake Smith

A true god, a fine specimen, a true champ, the next champ.

- "Yo did you see Jake Smith"
"Yeah he's totally championship worthy"

by LeanyMCMeany March 22, 2019

Jake

Jake has a huge 35 inch dong. He is a 6 foot 5 beast of a man. No one can beat this legendary breed of male. He is a fierce and scary man you won’t take no for an answer. No one like kayley

Devenney: wow Noah isn’t half the size of Jake

by Underwear sniffer March 1, 2019

Jake From State Farm

A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.

I caught my husband talking to Jake From State Farm in the middle of the night.

by Hydiin November 12, 2014

jake chillenhaal

totally relaxed. Laid back, tranquil.

"Mark, you going out with us?"
"Nah, man. I'm just jake chillenhaal right now."

by jackthebeanstalk May 26, 2008

Jake Paul

Jake Paul a man that doesn't understand anything about life, he thinks he is a god amongst men but in reality, he's a egotistical prick that has the worldest smallest micro penis. He's ego is literally bigger than his dick, he's knowledge for Geography is absolutely insane, because England is not a city it's a country, He has a bunch of "Friends" that back him up, but their just there to get as much fame as they can get while they with him. His fans the "Jake Paulers" are girls that don't have boyfriends and young children that think his raps are the "shit" when in reality he puts 30 words together that rhyme well but make no fucking sense, I loose my brain cells from listening to his track "IT'S EVERYDAY BRO!" Know I know why aliens don't come to Earth... This is why, "Jakey"and his "friends" along with his fans. If you've watched him this long and you're his fan, please bash your head in with a baseball bat because that does less damage than his songs...

The youtube ad-crisis never happened because of pewdiepie, but because of Jake paul just joining the site. Let's watch Jake Paul fall, and Pewds get 100 Million subscribers and then let's see Jake Paul surpass Pewds

by JerkingoffRex July 21, 2017