Horse Jostling

A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.

Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)

by NathanielW May 9, 2011

joshin'

lying; the telling of lies.

Dude; Stop joshin' me

by yummyinmytummy33 September 25, 2008

joseline

joseline is the name of a dirty bitch with zero friends she’s usually is spoiled by her parents No one likes her because she is a catfish,, She likes all her boy bestfriends,, joselines usually end up with an David she is very pretty

Joseline is a hoe she’s hot asf

by andressanchez March 4, 2020

joshing

A brummie word for pleasuring oneself.

I'm just joshing with yas entails mutual masturbation.

by David Preece December 14, 2008

joswin

Who likes to fuck his ex girlfriend's bestfriend.

Oh he fucked my bestfriend Raveena . Hes such a joswin.

by Fuzzydog May 3, 2018

Jaslin

It’s a type of girl who gets annoyed for people who takes her burgers, and makes fun of disorders

Jaslin is annoying

by Hoodie plug May 28, 2019

Just Joshing

Means joking.
Was inveted by a guy named ben

Ben says a comment to jessi shes like whhhaatt? Then bens says im just joshing

by Benii Bra June 12, 2018