A Jo Hoe is a Jehovah’s Witness. They are crazy, annoying and highly uneducated. If you get trapped by a Jo Hoe You will hear about there Bible and how it has ruined their lives.
“Fuck, there’s a Jo Hoe.”
“A Jo Hoe knocked on my door today, when I opened it I was barraged with a slur of biblical insults.”
“A Jo Hoe knocked on my door today, when I opened it I was barraged with a slur of biblical insults.”
by George Carson September 21, 2017
Get the Jo Hoe mug.She is the most perfect girl the you could ever meet. When she walks into any room she simple lights it up with her sheer beauty. Breathtaking. You have to be careful sometimes, because with great beauty comes great consequences. Guys have eyes too and they can sense a 10/10 from a mile away. So always stay on guard!!! If she falls in love with you, you must protect her! She will take care of you and act as if its nothing however, these little things is where you can feel her love. For example, when she always feeds you while eating.
Her eyes are mesmerising but beware sometimes they can lock onto you and pierce through you like a laser beam. Regardless, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you even though she does not always show it, deep down she really appreciates everything. Her personality has many highs and lows like a rollercoaster. Wooohoo! No two days are the same with her which is part of the great adventure you will have with her in your life. If you ever met a Skyla Jo do not approach her, she is mine so get lost. Never let her go and you will be happy.
Her eyes are mesmerising but beware sometimes they can lock onto you and pierce through you like a laser beam. Regardless, she is the best thing that will ever happen to you even though she does not always show it, deep down she really appreciates everything. Her personality has many highs and lows like a rollercoaster. Wooohoo! No two days are the same with her which is part of the great adventure you will have with her in your life. If you ever met a Skyla Jo do not approach her, she is mine so get lost. Never let her go and you will be happy.
by skylaisqueen September 20, 2018
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Amazing woman if born before the 1990's, creative, intelligent and motivated with a sense of adventure and ready to work their butt off. Loves the country.
Post 90's awkwardly searching for self worth, will enter industries for fame, any sort, but lacking integrity.
Amazing woman if born before the 1990's, creative, intelligent and motivated with a sense of adventure and ready to work their butt off. Loves the country.
Post 90's awkwardly searching for self worth, will enter industries for fame, any sort, but lacking integrity.
by Insatiable land January 20, 2017
Get the jessie-jo mug.A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
Get the Alli Jo mug.aken in the contest of the song Baby's Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot he is referring to Florence Griffith Joyner a track athlete in the 1988 Olympics who defiantly fits all the other descriptions of what he likes in women mentioned in that song. Not some soda why on earth would you want to keep your women like a soda anyway?
by nice app June 22, 2021
Get the Flo Jo mug.Kara Jo is a one of a kind girl, no one in the world could be as amazing as her. Everything is absolutely awesome when you are near her, and her smile brightens your entire life. Also she's gorgeous.
by JackBlack73 October 14, 2016
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