Jesse Ningerman

A fat kid that gets expelled from school because they found pictures of children in his locker.

Student: "Where did Jesse Ningerman go?"
Teacher: "That nigga finna jerked it to kids, he had to go!"

by Lachlan Ash Likes Children April 3, 2019

A Jess Story

When a story is boring, unrelated to the conversation or just not interesting.

Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.

by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011

Jess

A person who lies better than you can tell the truth.

Who the hell did you hear that from?
Jess . . .

GODDAMN-IT she's the master.

by jables80 January 1, 2011

Jesse James

To cheat on one's wife; To have multiple affairs.

I heard her husband Jesse Jamesed her. She's going to file for divorce.

by brad322 June 7, 2010

Jesse

The most amazing huband in the world!

Friend: "My boyfriend is so cool...he'd make the best Jesse!"

by Owner of a lot of erotic undies....LOL May 14, 2008

Jesse

Jesse is an individual, a person who just wants to live life the way he wants. Someone who knows what he wants, pays attention to the signs and finds the love in the eyes of another interesting individual. Jesse's are known as gods looking to find their goddess mainly by the name Alexandra or Lexie. Hippie to the death and a always a cool dude. He's got his name written all over the stars and will never end up alone. Jesse's typically tend to get confused and somtimes trys to ignore the things he knows he shouldnt have, but once he see's them again the water and air tend to collide to create somthing so very wonderful. He's the sunshine to the world and loves a girl who's has the same type of wavelength, his love is immortal and the stars are no lie, your supposed to be with her or bad things will happen..

stranger- hey Alexandra(Lexie) who is that?
Alexandra- it's jesse
Stranger- go talk to him

Alexandra- fate will do that, it's written in the stars

* where supposed to be together *

by Thedayhemetabellydancer July 5, 2012

Jessaca

-Someone who is underrated, misunderstood and often salty because people keep spelling her name wrong.

-She’s often described as shy, but once you get to meet her, she’s one of the most down to earth people you’ll ever meet.

“Excuse me, it’s “Jessica” with an A, not an I. You’ve known me for how long? It’s jessaca!”

by Itwontletmeusemyrealname November 24, 2018