İlker

Friendly man with a huge cock

İlker name of person

by İkovevo November 21, 2021

Frequent Idler Miles

A term in instant messenging clients and video games, particularly MMORPGs/-SGs, referring to the general duration a person is away from his/her computer or console while the program/game in question is active and logged on.

Player 1: God! She's always afk!
Player 2: Yep, always racking up them frequent idler miles.
Player 1: Lol, she's probably earned enough to redeem a cruise for everyone she's ever passed a glance at.

by General Val May 31, 2006

doing the illegals

When one has a Scheduled time to do drugs. I.e. Meth, cocaine, etc. Typically in a public bathroom, in a house, or even in public (if he/she is feeling frisky).

Man 1: "hey man! Where are you going?"

Man 2: "oh! It's 4:20!"

Man 1: "so?"

Man 2: "... I'm 'bout to be doing the illegals"

by Boddibingboddiboom July 10, 2016

illretarded

A word made up by a prepubescent male who tries to impress older gamers while, he, himself is getting his ass whupped all over Call of Duty 3.

Man you guys are all "illretarded", I mean if I wasnt high on ring pops i'd totally pwn you all.

by GiJerry78 August 5, 2007

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 9, 2015

illeglawl

A kind of illegality that is laughed at, rather than taken seriously. alt spelling: illeglol

A: Isn't it illegal to honk like that?

B: Probably. More importantly, it's illeglawl.

by PaleBlueYacht May 12, 2013

illegal

Used to describe something in a positive manner.
Can be used in place of words like cool dope gangsta trill etc.

"That shit was so Illegal!"
"Whenever me and buddy chill it gets so illegal"

by skr0oface December 22, 2008