Heffer

1.A female that is sulky and bitches about everything all the time. Heffers tend to blame and insult others. These heffers are commonly overweight. Heffers can become extremely difficult over a period of time.

2. A female cow.
3. A Mary Beth.

"Wow, Mary Beth is such a hypocrite! What a fat heffer!"

by Just Some Bitch April 17, 2014

Heffer

A kid who claims to run but rarely ever does, and instead naps often. Also is poor at Statistics

Hey Heffer, did you go for a run today? No I took a nap instead!

by BarryMcCaukener December 6, 2016

HefferZ84

on xbox live, the gamertag of the most awesome player ever. hint: it's me

-"dude, i wuz playin' halo 2 yestudday, an' i got kicked by hefferz84"
-"sweet"

by walrus_monger_xlgl December 27, 2004

heffah

kickass ninja fairy princess

that heffah sure is a kickass ninja fairy princess

by anon March 10, 2005

Heffeney

When a girl is off the shits and can't remember her own name

Hi um...my name is...uhhh heffeney !

by Melonpussysquirty5 September 1, 2016

hiffy

hiffy is a word to say like you are looking good today.

yo those sneakas look hiffy yo.

by XXXXXX April 9, 2005

Heff

Short for “Heffer”. Commonly applied to obese, overweight individuals. Relates the person to the cow species so can also often be tied in to being a “grass-eater”.

Look at that Heff sitting over there in his office. I bet he hasn’t moved all day that fatass. He considers walking on a treadmill a workout.

by Jacky Handy January 28, 2018