the Heafer

The Lord of the Heafers.

Michael Dennis

by Mike D. December 15, 2003

heater

la pistola aka pistol. you call it that cuz you got sumthin hot for them.

"say fool, you gotcher heater on you?"

"dont leave home with out it"

by who dat January 8, 2005

Header

To receive a blow-job; having a person suck one's penis til it unloads.

I was so drunk last night I let that ugly fat bitch Myriam give me a header.

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

heater

To take take a shit in a form of a big log

I just layed out a heater

by Domo June 13, 2005

the heater

In baseball, the fastball pitch. At the major league level, the heater generally travels to the batter a speed of 95 mph or more.

Already ahead 0 balls and 2 strikes, Randy Johnson threw the heater to complete the strikeout.

by DeJuan December 15, 2004

heater

when a woman holds her mouth on a guys crotch with his pants on and blows hot air into them and warms up his dick

"man, i love it when my girl feels awnry and she teases me with a heater"!

by the naked nuker August 30, 2009

heafer

one who is a follower of the Lord Heafer. Usually heafers are fat, stupid, or gay. The Lord Heafer is fat.

Alex the retarted

by Mike D. December 15, 2003