piss hardon

the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss

i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.

by keith length August 14, 2006

harbor beach

A town in the thumb of Michigan known for it's jocks who try to act like scenesters.

Run by a group of emos.

dude, i'm cool because i hate gay people, love the used, go booze cruising, and live in harbor beach.

by jovish July 16, 2006

Pearl Harbored

When one person of asian ethnicity invites several of his asian friends to a party, who in turn invite several more asians, creating a mass of asians (much like extreme elimination challenge) who invade the party, taking it over and making all the non-asian guests quite uncomfortable.

Guy 1: Dude what was with all the asians at that party last night?

Guy 2: We shouldn't have invited Alex, he Pearl Harbored the fuck out of that party.

by Eric, Kevin and Alex Yang November 20, 2007

Hadron Collider

When one anus is touching another anus, and a fart is passed from one host to another.

" After all of these bean and cheese nachos, I'll be giving Nancy a good ol Hadron Collider later!"

by TrufflePig June 27, 2012

Harboring a Fugitive

(Verb)
Holding in a bowel movement, in an attempt to reach a restroom.

"Pull over as soon as you can b! I am harboring a fugitive."
or
"I'm harboring a fugitive so hard, there's about to be an escaped convict up in here."

by Dutch Hawkins June 23, 2009

Harborfest

An annually, free of admission 4 day/4 night celebration in Oswego, NY. Live Concerts, crafts, food, drinks and FIREWORKS. Everyone who grew up in Oswego or went to College here enjoys coming back for this huge summer festival. Over 7,000 members reported "attending" on facebook this year.

Dude, I will deifnatly be back for Harborfest this year!

by kmcds22 July 26, 2011

Harroween

The way asians say "halloween". They use their amazing accent to add an asian touch.

kid: trick or treat

Asian: ohhh happy Harroween!

by curry-man October 31, 2009