Granolescence

The state of being granolesque. Also: Granolescent.

His granolescence scares everyone who doesn't use patchouli for deoderant.

by lady j March 16, 2005

GRAKLAWL

Username for the coolest person alive

doode u cant use GRAKLAWL ur not kool enough!

by GRAKLAWL June 2, 2009

Grakhem

A strange peice of stonerfood. Started by college students in southern ontario, they attempted to make salad but had no lettuce, so they ended up mixing croutons, bacon, ceaser dressing and a few kinds of cheese together. to theyre amazement it was acutally quite good. The name is of an unknown origin. Although grakhem sounds gross it is actually quite tasty and caught on amongst the weed community.

Dude 1: Dude we have no lettuce for our salad! what are going to do? Dude 2: No Worries well make some Grakhem! Dude 1: Word Up Dude!

by Mr. Mike of Mike June 5, 2009

Graky

When you want something, but don't at the same time.

I am in a graky mood. I grakily want popcorn.

by justagirl77 November 1, 2009

Granorexic

When an elderly lady is watching her calories for no apparent reason, except for the fact that she is crazy and old.

My grandma is granorexic. She thinks a handful of almonds is a meal.

by [e-mail] November 21, 2011

Granola lady

Someone who is very plane

yo moma is a granola lady

by mr mayonase January 4, 2012

Grado

I term used to describe your swag or personality, or just general self. Also a Synonym for Jock. Can be used in North New Jersey among a lot of other east coast areas. The origin of the term came from a male music artist named Hazi, but has been used for years. This particular artist just brought it back.

"Ayo Girl, Hop off my Grado"

by Hazi96 October 24, 2012