Goona Bed

Using the hide a bed in the hotel room where you can goon at night by yourself on a family vacation without having to share a room with your family so you are alone and you can goon in peace

Man, I hate having to share a hotel room with my family so I decided to sleep on the goona bed

by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

Goona Bed

The hide a bed in a hotel room where you can avoid sharing a room with your family on a family vacation and have your own space so you can goon (masturbate) at night on family vacation without your parents knowing.

I’ve seen this hot Latinas ass on the beach on my vacation to Mexico. I can’t wait to goon on the goona bed to that Latinas ass tonight.

by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

GoonPay

Welfare payment
That one unemployed friend who does bugger all, just sits around the house all day gooning while still getting paid by the government (Centrelink).

“How’s work going mate?”

“No work, just living off GoonPay”

“Can’t wait until my GoonPay comes through, gonna spend it all on smoko and a slab of piss”

“Hey Gazza, are you going out with us tonight?”
“Can’t mate, my GoonPay ran out”

by GoonMan69 April 17, 2025

Goony Bin

1. Where you’re sent if you’re overly horny all the time.

2. Another word for vagina

1. Parker got sent to the goony bin for watching too much midget porn.

2. Fucked her so hard I came right in her goony bin.

by Ranch Goblin April 29, 2025

goonlack

A hazy, restless state caused by gooning too little - like jetlag, but from under-stimulation.

It’s not burnout, it’s goonlack. I’ve been too normal lately.
Not tired — just goonlack.
Haven’t gooned in days. I’m feeling the goonlack.

by heinrichlewin May 7, 2025

Goonvay

someone who jerk off in class and hums and cums in the bathroom

“Goonvay, do you goon?”

by Teddy martin January 22, 2026

Goonsaustion

Gooning to the point of unconsciousness

"that motherfucker was goonin so long he done got Goonsaustion"

by PotassiumTG92 January 29, 2026