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Garnrock

A warrior from Ireland who saved the British from the British by defeating the British. He is known to be a legendary hero of lore with devilishly good looks and stature. It was rumored he would throw a series of lightning bolts at his enemies. His heirs have been told to have started in Ireland and have moved to modern day Canada and now reside in America. His mystery is one that will never be solved. His battle cry can only be translated into the modern words of, "It's a trap". One popular story of his legend involves him creating the original pancake from a potato and a rice cake. He was the last wielder of "Calruck" the Broad Sword that dealt the last blow of every war he took part in.
Your stature is of Garnrock Quality.
I wish you were more like Garnrock.
Your Garnrock Sexy.
Your Biceps remind me of Garnrock.
by Corbure December 6, 2010
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Kevin Garnett

The coolest person in the entire world, even cooler than the basket ball player.
Allie and Grace love you Kevin!
by kevin rules! November 22, 2004
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Garnett Eye Exam

When you are balls deep in a girls mouth, and reach around her back and shove your fist in her ass. Thus causing her eyes yo shoot out of her head.
by Monster1985 February 21, 2009
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Garnet

The best outcome for a combination of 2 lesbian space rocks, Garnet is the most annoying person in the whole world. She is a great friend although she will piss you off and steal all your food. Her Mum is a girl called Sarah and she has 9 siblings and they dont know who the father is
by SpagAnesess March 19, 2019
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garnersnurgger

Person: Garnersnurgger
Person2: WTF
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gafner

A very large penis belonging to individuals named John.
That John has a freaking gafner, I saw it in the shower.
by gafner December 30, 2008
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