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Fuckitis

The insiatiable urge to fuck!
It is a horrible affliction possessed by both genders, whereby the afflicted desires to fuck "Hunnyz" or "hunks" (in accordance with their sexual orientation). The subject's standards diminish rapidly as their "need to bang" grows out of control, to the point of being overwhelming. If diagnozed with fuckitis, one must bang quickly and frequently in order to quell/aleviate its debilitating symptoms and/or side-effects, which are (but are not limited to); paranoia, diarrhea, pain, depression, the feeling to "fuck a fatty cuz they're easy", constant boners/wide-ons and disslecksia (dyslexia).
Fuckitis
1. Severe ailment
2. The human condition
3. Urge to bang a hottie
4. We all have it, don't kid yourself.
by Kneegrowdamus January 29, 2012
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Fuckwitable

a person you can fuck wit, some one that jus cool
That girl brittany is fuckwitable!
by MzAndie June 29, 2009
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fuck wit u

something black girls say that means, I kick it wit u, I hang out wit you, I'm cool with you, We're friends, etc...
by bgc watcher October 10, 2013
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fuckbitch

A ho who has sex with you.
gladboy101: fuck, bitch, you're a ho and i wan' fuck
sadgirl102: dang tootin'
by The Shiznitch February 18, 2004
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fuckity shitbag

fuckity shitbag

A stupid person; dolt: A person who really doesn't care about anything. Even if a bag of flaming poo on their shoe wouldn't bother them.
Three!!!!! Those fuckity shitbags from Niagara!!
by the great 1 November 16, 2012
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Fuckwitage

To suffer from fuckwitage; being a total and utter fuckwit.
Noun: Fuckwitageness. Fuk-wit-age-nes
Brad: <Is drunk. Knocks things over. Curses anything that moves or shines.>
Sarah: <Talking to police Officer.> I'm sorry, he's suffering from fuckwitageness... <Shakes head.> He's been plagued by fuckwitage for so long...
by Sarah July 3, 2003
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fuckwittage

A word that acts as a means of measuring the degree to which a person is (or is perceived to be) a fuckwit.
"Serious fuckwittage" Bridget said loudly.
"Yeah" agreed Shaz, "that guy's buried himself in his own fuckwittage."
by anycon June 23, 2003
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