shit fries

The stinky ass kid in your Chem class that always mouths weird things to you like "help me" and stairs at you until you notice then does a weird ass gesture

"YO SHIT FRIES GIVE ME A PENCIL"

by Shit fries September 7, 2017

homeless fries

Leftover French fries found at the bottom of the bag. Can be claimed by anyone and are exceptionally delicious.

My family got some McDonald's, you want the homeless fries?

by Triggered savage May 7, 2017

Fried Uncle

An old wise man that turned from being an albino into a badly sunburnt prune

Dammit fried Uncle I told you about this

by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016

Fried Sausage

When a girl deepthroats a guy so far that her stomach acid burns the tip of his dick

Guy 1: Ayy how did it it go with Claire?
Guy 2: It was fine until she gave me a fried sausage.

by Yeenoversesssss July 20, 2021

fried strawberries

basically - dogwater

fried strawberries are shit

by x8c8r July 23, 2021

Shrimp or Fries

A form of slang for a disgruntled United States Marine that isn't as brainwashed as the rest and doesnt want to say "Semper Fi"

Marine #1: Hoorah Lance Corporal Dank good job shooting today! Semper FI!!

Marine #2: Errrr, Shrimp or Fries!!

by Carlos Hathcock, USMC September 20, 2012

fried potato

The most delicious food you will ever eat.
Also known as: FRIES MOTHERFUCKER

Niels: Yo do they have any fried potatoes here?
Will: You mean fries or what bitch?

by nielsfage September 6, 2018