Satan's flute

The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.

I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.

by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019

Fluer

Fluer

A person who is smart, pretty and extremely funny! ... with her mum.

TomLegend: I'dd 0121Do1 her anytime!

Morris: Yeah shes well fluer!

Sam: SHE IS PRETTY SHE IS! SHE IS!

by iMorris July 1, 2010

douche-flute

A vape pen or any other vaporizer devices used by douche hipsters

stop sucking on that douche-flute faggot

by Zham0310 July 9, 2017

Fluked

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.

The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.

by cheekyT August 5, 2012

flueggin tyne

Jolly state of mind.

I had a flueggin tyne of a good day.

by Adam Tyne September 8, 2006

Flute Section

The Flute Section is usually filled with girls with a few guys. Usually loud, outgoing, and obnoxious. Band directors tend to not like them but they dont care. Flute Sections usually have a high population of LGBTQ+ people. All girls in the flute section are somewhat hot and all FREAKING FABULOUS.

Flute 1: OMG GUYS!!!!! THE TRUMPETS ARE MAKING FUN OF US AGAIN.

Flute 2: You have a flute. Use it.
Flute 3: Guys, im gay.
All Female Flutes: We know.
All Flutes: God I love the Flute Section.

by FireDuckDefinitions July 27, 2017

2 girls 1 flute

The act of stinking the end of a flute up a women's vagina. While up there another girl (preferably a flautist) will play a a concert B-flat scale.

Girl 1: Hey did you see that video called "2 Girls 1 Flute"?
Girl 2: Uhm no, I don't think that exist.
Girl 1: Lets make our own video!
Girl 2: Okay!!

Jill was 2 girls 1 fluting Jillian on the bus ride home from the band trip.

by this kad September 23, 2011