Floodgates

when a man is masturbating and all of a sudden lots of cum just spurts out.

mate: " oh mate yesterday when I was masturbating the floodgates just opened, there was cum everywhere!"

you: " okay......"

by urbanDICtionary November 28, 2012

Flash Flood

An exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman's vagina to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.

1. Kim,"Jeez Debbie that guy is so sexy."

Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."

2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.

by Brett schu June 13, 2010

floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

by dean October 6, 2004

floody breezing

to decribe the weather politely in front of your grandparents

its floody breezing outside today

by snuffles October 16, 2004

floft

Word to describe something that is both Soft and Fluffy.

'Oh my god Ben's hair is sooooo floft'

by Kemperboyd January 4, 2008

floodies

Pants that are worn extremely high above the shoes. Highwaters, expecting a flood.

Did you see the floodies he was wearing yesterday?

by Davon67 March 11, 2008

Flooed

The state of being when under the influence of hard drugs.
Similar to fubar

Last night at that party, i was so flooed.

by Pah'trici'ah March 2, 2010