Fast Eddie

Taking a shit and then using the shower head to cleanse yourself.

Did you hear Ed in the bathroom, he just did a Fast Eddie.

by Freedom Tears December 6, 2019

Fast-Forward

describing something thats stupid, or of low intellegence.

" Aw man im so fast-forward i failed that open book test with a 5 out of 65. "

or

" Dude that old lady's driving is so fast-forward...she's going through stop signs, and stoping when there isnt any! "

by phlipp March 11, 2008

Fast and the Curious

you know. the wanna be tuners from the Fast and Furious but aren't quiet as dumb to add a fart can and spoiler and start bragging about hey they whipped some other muscle cars ass.(but still do). these are the fellas that acutaly buy a fixer upper like a Eclipse, RX-7 , 240sx,etc.etc. and almost put a "little effort" into tuning it up, but go over kill on graphics and neons.. and by effort i mean K+N and Clutch if your lucky...but still the same dumbshits that cut there springs, add a "smaller" spoiler and a roll cage made outa 1.5-2 inch PVC

Roll up to the light and theres a"Fast and the Curious" fucker next to ya who thinks hes hot shit.

by renegadefab November 29, 2011

Fast Eddie

Blowjob on a ladder

I was servicing a window the other day and this dude's wife gave me a Fast Eddie.

by ed3000 August 20, 2016

fast and furious

when u go 2 fast for any girl 2 catch up and 2 furious for her 2 stop screaming

Damn i wuz fast and furious my girl last night shes still sore.im glad im fast and furious.

by jordan pollard June 2, 2008

Fast forward phoney

Anyone who forwards e-mails full of bullshit without fact checking them first.

At first I thought that guy was way smart, but after checking Snopes I see he is just a fast forward phoney

by Eddy Current July 18, 2011

Fast Food Dogging

The act of secretly parking in a car park to eat fast food before going home.

Fast Food Dogging is the act of stopping off to eat a McDonald's on the way home in a secluded car park in January because your supposed to be on a diet.

by Big Pete78 January 18, 2013