"Jim let out a massive one last night under the covers. Yet, there was no smell at all....guess it was a clean fart!"
by MJB62 February 17, 2014
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by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
Get the hummus fart mug.A description of your life in old age once you have experienced a major medical event and everyone everywhere treats you as though you are fragile and on the edge of death.
My husband informed me last night as I hovered over him over something absurd that he could go just a little longer until he had to live totally inside “Old Fart Life” for the rest of his days, so I’ve decided to force myself to let up as much as I possibly can!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Dude, this couch still smells like ass from your nuclear fart last week. It has never smelled the same.
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1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.
1. A fart someone blasts an instant before the ball drops so that the fart exists in two calendar years.
Bill: Did you hear that Jeremy blasted a fart from 2010 to 2011?
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.
Steve: Holy shit! For real?
Bill: Yeah, he started farting just before the ball dropped.
Steve: Ohhhhhh... a New Years Fart.
Bill: Of course... What'd you think I meant? He actually farted through 365 consecutive calendar days? You're such a dumbass.
by Beavis Comeavis December 31, 2010
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