facespace

Someone who is a close talker. They put their face close to yours and you can feel their breath on your face. There is usually 1-15cm between your face and theirs.

friend 1: Hey have you noticed somthing annoying about how alwin talks?

friend 2: Yeah he's really facespace. I think he had curry for lunch. I could smell it in his breath.

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick August 22, 2008

Facesitting

The greatest thing to happen to the human race. Along with FemDom facesitting is great sucking that vagina and FemDom facesitting is good too because having a slave forced to be sat upon is a great view. I also love scat facesitting where a mistress will poop into the human toilets mouth(slave) and they must eat it and I love it.

You want to do some facesitting tonight?

by TheJimmyOfDerp May 13, 2019

facecheck

Used when travelling in a large passenger vechicle with a rather "experienced" college coed who spends more time below the view of the rear view mirror than visable in it...

Concerned Driver (aka Dad): "Chris what's the slopping sound?"

Disturbed passenger (aka Mom): "Mary, FACECHECK!!!"

by Douches November 25, 2004

facecheck

to scan someone's facebook profile picture before accepting their friend request.

dude, i have 15 friend requests, i totally dont have time to facecheck every one of them!

by crissie777 August 10, 2009

FaceShitting

Facetiming on the apple products while taking a shit. This is done with usually the iPod or iPad, However it is also done with the iPhone

Me: Hey could you stop texting me and FaceTime me

You: Sure

You: Wtf are you Faceshitting!?!

Me: Ya so...

by Clone54 February 8, 2014

facespooked

that sudden shock when an old friend (or enemy) from your past finds you on Facebook

my 25th hs reunion is coming up...seems i'm facespooked daily.

by lyricmyoos February 24, 2009

Facesurfing

The act of going through pictures on dating applications on facebook.

I found that really hot chick while facesurfing on Are you Interested!

by swamimetalananda March 1, 2009