Florida Airboat Ride

A sexual act that occurs when a woman sits on the face of a man while he motorboats her labia.

I gave her a Florida Airboat Ride she will not soon forget

by gatorjockey May 31, 2013

Florida choo choo train

The act of simultaneously pulling anal beads out of your lover's ass and shoving them down your throat

Guy 1: She wanted anal last night so I gave her a Florida choo choo train
Guy 2: I've always dreamed of doing that

by The Serious Schnitzel April 22, 2015

Florida Georgia Line

The act of snorting a rail of bath salts off a transgender persons aroused penis in the bathroom of the gender they were assigned at birth

I heard that Joseph did a Florida Georgia Line last Friday night at Applebee's.

by Matthew Glen April 21, 2018

Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.

The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008

Florida State University

A kick ass college. FSU is the premier school in the state of Florida. While it has managed to POWN UF and UM in every way, it has also been deemed to have the sexiest female students in the state.FSU students have often been found teabagging the shit out of UF students because they are bitches.

Bro 1: Do you go to Florida State University?

Bro 2: Yes, I do.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Tim Tebow the other day?

Bro 2: Yeah, I teabagged the shit out of that bitch while some ugly ass UF girls were watching.

by Peter McAllister December 24, 2008

Florida girl

This is a girl who knows how to deals with wind blown hair whether it be from her convertible or the beach she does not complain because she is a Florida girl. This is a girl who is too smart to attend Florida State so she will of course attend The University of Florida. She wears little makeup because she does not need it, she looks the same in the morning as she did the night before. A Florida girl is adventurous, she will know how to surf already and will be willing to try any other sport. Florida girls are not scared to venture into the girls bathroom alone, we know there is not a monster under that potty's lid. A Florida girl would also never be catty towards another female she is too laid back to give a crap. A Florida girl is everything you have ever wanted in a woman and more. I suggest you try and find one as soon as possible.

Wow that girl was to good to be true. She has her Phd., she was a girl of the SEC in Playboy and she is an Olympic Athlete. That must have been a Florida girl.

by Gatorgirl February 3, 2006

florida panhandle

When your boyfriend shoves the handle end of a pan up your anus.

Connor: Ooooooo, we should do something tonight
Ian: you want me to give you a Florida Panhandle
Connor: NO, you faggot!

by Dino Babers January 17, 2017