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Flesh Pretzel

When two persons' peni are tied together
Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.
by The Sage Baconfase September 17, 2008
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Flesh Rocket

1) The combination of human being, made of flesh, and a sport bike, aka a crotch rocket.
2) A euphemism for a certain part of the male anatomy.
3) Yet another GenMayer who decided to spam the Urban Dictionary.
1) I'm going to go ride like a flesh rocket today.
2) I wish that hot chick would come sit on my flesh rocket.
3) Oh great, TheFleshRocket posted here. :rolleyes:
by TheFleshRocket March 27, 2003
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Flesh Cannoli

Flesh Cannoli is another term for a flaccid un-cut penis hailing from italy with dry itchy flakes.
"HEY MA! WHERE THE FUCK YOU HIDE ALL MA FLESH CANNOLI'S!?"
by Chinese M. Billington February 17, 2009
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Flesh Puppet

A silly (albeit functional) collection of fat blobs, flesh strings, bone tubes, meat bags. When a flesh puppet looses most of it's functionality, it gets demoted to a corpse.
"You say this Flesh Puppet is no longer animated? No worries. For a small fee, I'd be happy to store it in a decorative box, and add it to my collection." - An Anonymous Undertaker
by Raxle Berne April 21, 2016
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flesh fencepost

A cowboy's amorous extremity.
After he delivered the herd, Lester went to Cactus Nell's Cowboy Day Spa to have the dust blown off of his flesh fencepost.
by panchodoll May 24, 2006
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flesh fucking

when a chick cuts her tummy area and a man puts his penis in the cut.

Most of the time its a wide cut and its like normal sex, the man penetrates the cut.
She was so sicked! She brought out a huge knife and cut a wide whole and put my penis in it! Flesh fucking is so nasty!
by Sammheyyyyyy November 19, 2007
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flesh bullet

A mentally disabled person.
Rain Man? Why would I want to watch a movie about a flesh bullet?
by trampazoid December 24, 2008
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