slant eyed chink 

something only a racist son of a bitch would call an asian person.

Hey, look at that slant eyed chink. She's as flat as my back.

slant eyed chink by I forget March 2, 2005

Blue Eyed Devil

White People

White People Blue Eyed Devil

Blue Eyed Devil by Crackah Hater November 23, 2011

one eyed penguin

when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye

Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"

one eyed penguin by Quag Jai April 30, 2006

wonky eyed shit cunt 

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

wonky eyed shit cunt by Big Worm August 12, 2008

hawk eyed 

its where you are being checked out by the opposite sex so hardcore that they must be undressing you with there eyes. also a new form of raping you with their eyes.

Dude, i totally got hawk eyed at work today!

hawk eyed by the greatest most unstopable May 7, 2010

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake 

other way of saying masturbate or jack off

Friend 1: hey what were yo doing yesterday
Friend 2: i was Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake.

Wrestling the One eyed trouser snake by Joe Who Blows May 22, 2009

Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower 

Masturbating

"Excuse me, i have to go hand start the one eyed yogurt thrower"

Hand Start The One Eyed Yogurt Thrower by givin 8:11 February 7, 2010