by Mooman123 August 4, 2017
Get the slurpy dough mug.The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.
by Mira Jack October 22, 2018
Get the Pillsbury Dough Bitch mug.Pertains to the (illegal, unfortunately, thanks to "Big Tobacco" legislation!) act of using a cigarette-making machine to create hand-made smokes (i.e., "rolling" them), and then selling them comparatively cheaply to other people who cannot afford store-bought cigarettes, and thus the "dough" will come "rolling in".
If tobacco companies truly don't want private people to "roll in the dough" by selling home-made cigarettes, they should not charge such astronomical sums for their own factory-made smokes that they literally price a lot of lower-income people right out of their own market! Heck, these "nicotine giants" are totally "rollin' in the dough" already, so why don't they make it easier for all of us by making their products more affordable for the masses???
by QuacksO November 6, 2018
Get the rollin' in the dough mug.A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out
1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."
2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"
2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"
by blablaicanthearyou November 9, 2018
Get the Pillsbury Dough Girl mug.by Zoey Leggott December 13, 2018
Get the PUSHEEN+DOUGH=YEET mug.While playing Lil Peep, the dough ho took a bite of her burrito, squatted in her swimsuit, and taking a picture of the reflection in the mirror Insta'd her ass for the fifth time this month.
by Spilly December 15, 2018
Get the Dough Ho mug.Person: I don't know what to do about this mess with my girlfriend.
Friend: I don't know, that's thick dough, bro.
Friend: I don't know, that's thick dough, bro.
by bleegiimuus December 25, 2018
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