Ditch Pig

A really fat nasty girl, who will try to dress slutty to go to the bar, but ends up looking like a carnival ride.

Did you see that fat nasty girl Kristin at the Matrix? Yeah she was too fat for her clothes and had enough make up on to to scare away a French Hooker. What a ditch pig!

by nosa74 November 1, 2009

datch

Extremeley weird; "sketch"

"I met this kid at a party named brad" - hannah
"Was he hott?" - kylie
"Yeah, but he tried to hook up with me" -hannah
"Wow. That's so datch" -kylie

by smileybanana May 1, 2009

ditch-digging

The act of collecting the dry, crusty brown stuff under your fingernails the morning after you hadn't wiped well enough.

Kelley noticed her friend had some new earth-toned nail polish on, but then realized she'd only been ditch-digging.

by WookieeMonster June 18, 2013

diarchy

A form of government in which two individuals (the diarchs) are the heads of state or kingdom.

Related concept is monarchy. In a monarchy, there's only one ruler.

Simple example of monarchy is United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, where Queen Elizabeth II currently rules.
Example of diarchy is Equestria (fictional kingdom), where rule two royal sisters side by side, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna.

by jaramat December 18, 2013

erbin ditchinery

The royal British encyclopediae of hip new young-people words.

Fiona: I heard nube is a word now it is!

Edna: No, honest?

Fiona: Oh but i read it in the erbin ditchinery(tm) i did so it must be true!

by inyourface-interface April 8, 2009

Ditch boys

When you decide to not do something with your mates when you already said you have.

When Kyle said he would go to pauanui, then didn't come he Ditch boys

by Fraser Macedo October 7, 2005

diltch

Diltch is another word for loser, dumbass,fucker,and or bitch. It was created in 2004 by Steven Welch in Georgia when he got tired of the same old cuss words.

My brother is a diltch for stealing my money.
That lame ass Michael is such a diltch.

by Anonymous October 7, 2004