dental click

A term most commonly used when a dentist uses his penis to clean your teeth.

I went to the dentist to get my mouth cleaned, when he suddenly put his penis in my mouth! Mmm minty! What a dental click!

by Sir Fagbunny July 3, 2016

religious denial

When a person doesn' have sex or masturbate during a certain time of year for religious/ moral purposes

Holidays like Lent and 10 Days of Repentance (the 10 Days, for Jews, between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, the 10 Days including both Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur), possibly even Ramadan. are supposed to be for religious denial.

by Sexydimma August 1, 2016

Senile denial

When a boomer fails to acknowledge a mental lapse.

The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.

by Professor grandmaster G May 1, 2020

dental dam

a mouth piece that covers the lips and creates a hole in the center so that you can give it to dirty hookers and get BJ's without fear of STD's ... like herpes and shit

yooo ... I gave this dirty hooker and dental dam and a 5 spot and I got my DICK SUCKED!!!!!

by shipppy carlson November 11, 2013

vagina dentada

1) A modern day tribute to Old Latin, vagina dentada refers to any female genitalia found containing teeth. Though commonly found in unattractive, unhygenic, and more-often-than-not un-do-able women, it is possible that a sexually attractive woman may in fact have a vagina dentada.

2) Any woman who has a vagina dentada.

1) That chick was so fugly, I bet she had a vagina dentada.

2) Kyle: Dude, how'd things go with that hot chick you picked up at the club last night?

Jake: She looked so hot, but when we got back to my place I discovered she was a vagina dentada.

by finnishdude February 3, 2007

dental swag

the complementary stuff with which you leave your dentist’s office: toothbrush, dental floss, etc.

I think the hygienist likes me; she always loads me up with dental swag.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2011

going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 4, 2003