Crank Yankers

A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

Crank Walk

When the crankshaft of a car has excessive lateral play.

An eclipse is not exactly like a Ferrari, for a Ferrari has no crank walk.

by mr.maps August 10, 2009

pussy crank

a pussy who thinks he is tough

dj feld

person 1:"you pussy crank come up with me and check it out"
person 2: "(in their head-o shit im too scared to go) fine, ok"

by ethan k May 1, 2006

crank

verb, to crank

Gluttonous eating without regards to your roomates.

We are all out of food because Russell has been cranking all day.

by JWeezer June 11, 2006

Crank that Benjamin

to do a girl with bifocals on, you pull out and jizz on her hair and electrocute it

that girl was pissing me off so i proceeded to Crank that Benjamin on her

by mister Chad March 24, 2008

Crank drink

Red bull + 4 shots of espresso

If you've been poisoned with the Beijing cocktail, this should keep you alive for a while.

Chev: Doc, you gotta do something for me
Doc Miles: Get yourself lots of caffeine, make a crank drink

by karmazon April 18, 2009

crank ass

crank ass! short for the word "cranky"

that damn gym teacher named krista is such a crank ass all the time!!

by crazy person May 26, 2006