Confizzlefuzzlefoozled

It's the ultimate confusion. It is used when you are not confizzled, your not confuzzled, and you're not confoozled you are confizzlefuzzlefoozled.

Person 1: "Bro do you get this?"
Person 2"No, im so confizzlefuzzlefoozled"

by whipwhoopdab July 7, 2018

confuzzle

To confuse in a puzzling way, often purposely.

Instead of answering your parents' question, confuzzle it and redirect their attention.

by Nahhthere October 30, 2019

confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020

Season confusion

This is a devastating mental illness that people suffer at the change of season. One refuses to accept the season has changed and dresses rather inappropriately for the current temperature.

"Look at that stupid bitch with season confusion. She is wearing short shorts and it's only 15 degrees."

by Daniel Rippon July 23, 2007

anal conflagration

a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.

I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!

by diabolicalfritz November 13, 2009

boner confusion

N. A circumstance wherein a male is aroused by something that he previously thought he was not attracted to, and cannot place his finger on exactly why.

I got a serious case of boner confusion the other day after seeing a particularly well-animated cartoon fight scene.

by Bolthorman November 14, 2013

heart confarction

When the gas from your bum goes to your heart because you hold back on letting one go

Timmy, dont hold it in too long or you'll get a heart confarction

by thetruth1999 November 15, 2018