fart in a colander

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

go commando

a guy deliberately not wearing underwear

"Nobody seemed to pay much attention when I dropped my pants until I decided to go command."

by Roger March 6, 2003

stench trench commando

A rediculously gay guy, a man that wears another man's tallywacker as anal ornament.

That guy wearing the pink leotard is a total stench trench commando.

by stillboy615 October 29, 2007

Commander Salamander

A local punk/urban off beat shop in the D.C. area. run by the same owner of 'up against the wall'. great place for people sick of all the other boring places to shop in georgetown

girl 1: where'd you get that 'satan is my homeboy tshirt' and ipod case???
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner

by mmm February 22, 2005

Mysterious Road Companion

While traveling for a long period of time, and a car catches up to you, but likes your driving and speed enough not to attempt to pass. After miles you look through your rear view mirror to check up on your new road companion.

A typical aspect of road companion is day dreaming conversations with your road companion about other crappy drivers.

Person: How was the driver here?
Traveler: It was pretty long, but I had a pretty cool Mysterious Road Companion to keep me company.

by Chavin November 28, 2009

Commando

An Arnold Schwarzenegger film that is possibly one of the best movies in the world. In this movie Arnold shows us his take-no-shit mentality and that he can take on hundreds of people with no problem at all. This movie ranks up there with Conan The Barbarian and Kindergarten Cop as one of the greatest films of the past millennium. It is a requirement to see this movie.

While watching Commando, Bill reaches the part in the movie where Arnold fights the man in the motel room....

Black Man: Fuck you, asshole! (throws a weak punch that does not faze Arnold, and he turns his head to the man)

Arnold: No, Fuck you asshole! (Throws a punch that sends the man flying through a doorway and ends with him impaling himself on a sharp object)...

Bill: This movie is fucking awesome!

by celtic warrior June 20, 2009

cheat commando

An elite fighting force sworn to protect the world from the forces of Blue Laser.

Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil,
And each one sold seperately,
Cheat Commandos, they're always fighting for freedom,
Buy all our playsets and toys!

by Donkey Kong Song June 24, 2004