Clooney

Noun: The Re-Telling of a joke that you already tried to tell but it fell flat or no one heard, so you try to make the same joke again when you should have just let it go. Just let it go, man...

Background: On a talk show once, George Clooney made a joke that apparently no one heard. Everyone was still laughing about something else. So he waited a moment until everyone finished laughing, and then repeated the exact same joke a SECOND TIME. That time he got the laughs for the joke.

SEE ALSO: Pulling a George. This one is much more nefarious. In this instance someone ELSE made a joke that nobody heard... except for you. And then when the laughter clears, you STEAL THEIR JOKE and tell it as if it was YOURS... so you get the laughs for THEIR JOKE. Don't pull a George, asshole!

"Dude, your joke was lame enough the first time... Definitely not worthy of pulling a Clooney!"

by JeffThaDov January 21, 2022

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Clombart

The sound fowl’s hooves make when hitting stucco.

Clombart, clombart
Noelle: Did you hear that?
Sofia: Yeah! It was just the baby horse clombarting on the stucco house!
Sofia: Oh, cute!

by therealcarol February 2, 2022

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clomber (clom-berr)

clomber means to clean something up, look for something or run

clomber
1st eg: I need to clomber my room
2nd eg: im clombering for my penny
3rd eg: im clombering around
clomber (clom-berr)

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clombomb

tall skinny boy who loves chem

the clombomb might explode!

by gingelover April 28, 2022

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Choomf

A choomf is a childhood oomf

E-"Omg oomf blocked me today 😔 "
L-"what's that?"
E-"my childhood oomf duh"
L-"ok so what's an oomf"
E-"you know my crush"
L- "so a choomf is a childhood crush"

by Ezrathesheeeeeep June 5, 2022

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