Classturbation

When you fantasize about classmates while fondling yourself.

"I hear Jason is in to Classturbation."

by Cgtheberzerker September 9, 2015

clusterbourach

a bùrach (gaelic) = a mess
clusterbourach as printed in the paper = a richt fucking mess

this brexit is a right clusterbourach

by ecksmc December 14, 2018

elevator escape clause

The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.

Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.

Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.

by the_elder July 28, 2009

cluster fuck

Military in origin, but often used in paramilitary organizations like cadets. Used to describe a situation that has gone horrendously wrong. Almost always involves a large group of people that are disorganized: where the leader has failed.
(Can often refer to a performance by a group of people; drill performance, play, skit that fails to entertain)

J: "OMG... that unit has the worst drill I've ever seen..."
K: "It's like a huge cluster fuck!"

by RedLead April 12, 2006

santa claus

A large man in a red suit who hates Jews and all other non-Christians. Santa Clause is a rampant consumerist and breaks into houses for milk and cookies.

That fat-fucker Santa Clause didn't leave me any presents because he is intolerant.

by N. Bading November 19, 2006

Satan Claus

The hairy red dude who reigns Christmas and ruins Christianity.Notice also the Nazi colors the bastard wears?

That Satan Claus is a real bastard.

by he's a sick one that satan December 28, 2005

Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini."I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.

"I'll drink to that," said John Hancock as he knocked back a Clausemopolitan.

by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015