Definitions by RedLead

Boob valley 

The deep gorge between the "womanly mountains" usually accentuated in a negative way by certain ill-fitting clothing.

The prom dress would have looked perfect on her if not for the boob valley.

Boob valley by redlead April 24, 2012

cluster fuck 

Military in origin, but often used in paramilitary organizations like cadets. Used to describe a situation that has gone horrendously wrong. Almost always involves a large group of people that are disorganized: where the leader has failed.
(Can often refer to a performance by a group of people; drill performance, play, skit that fails to entertain)

J: "OMG... that unit has the worst drill I've ever seen..."
K: "It's like a huge cluster fuck!"

cluster fuck by RedLead April 12, 2006