4 definitions by the_elder
by the_elder August 11, 2009
The act of audibly cursing toward the computer screen after reading an exceptionally inane or un-noteworthy status update from your friend/s.
Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."
Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.
Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."
Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.
I got a bad case of facebook fury after reading "I'm going to the gym" 3 times this week from the same dull loser with no capacity for creative thought.
by the_elder April 30, 2009
The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.
Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.
Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.
Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.
by the_elder July 26, 2009
The lowest form of television entertainment. Describes any show that has little to no comedic or intellectual qualities and generally contributes to the brain rot of the viewer. Often found in the middle of the day, or late at night/early morning.
Those that watch dog food television often experience feelings of guilt or anger that they subjected themselves to such mind-numbing 'entertainment'.
Those that watch dog food television often experience feelings of guilt or anger that they subjected themselves to such mind-numbing 'entertainment'.
by the_elder April 26, 2009