big trouble in little china

Greatest b-movie ever made. Was ahead of it's time when released, and has since become a cult classic.

Big Trouble In Little China is such an awesome flick.

by SuperSonicX May 25, 2006

South China Morning Post

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.

South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up

by Jagohno October 21, 2020

Hi I’m Jackson Wang From China

Jackson Wang’s iconic catchphrase. He says it word for word in pretty much every interview he does.

Interviewer: h—
Jackson: Hi I’m Jackson Wang from China 😄

by yutodas August 11, 2020

Young china

A chinese person with big eyes.
Young asian teenagers overuse this term.

Hyunjun - Young China! That dude has big eyes!
Ching Chong - Young China! My eyes are so big!
Chigga Shigga - That girl over there is Young China! Can't wait to fuck her!

by dwayneloshanda February 16, 2015

Blind China Man

When you have some bastard fingering your jap's eye and your bunghole at the same time.

Oh jesus that old black man from north korea gave me the south korean blind china man.

by Rk1997 November 20, 2017

Pro-China

A person, corporation or government that benefits China in a financial or political way. Many American companies are Pro-China; they set up factories in China so the money grubbing scum can avoid paying their workers a decent wage. These anti-American bastards would rather send billions of American dollars to China than pay Americans a decent wage. The Pro-China people are destroying this country and dramatically increasing our trade deficit. All of the American money going to China has strengthened their military power and their economy and is weakening the power of the U.S.A. The Chinese government owns a major chunk of our public debt.

Most furniture, clothing and footwear is made in China by Pro-China manufacturers based in the U.S.A. This money grubbing scum is more concerned with profits than workers rights, the environment or the long-term consequences of China's growing economic and military power!

The anti-worker fuckwits running Wal-mart are at the forefront of the Pro-China movement--they'll do anything to drive down pay and "keep costs down."
Pro-business Republicans are also Pro-China. The greedy fuckwit corporate owned G.O.P. does all it can to help businesses move good jobs from America to China. The g.o.p. doesn't seem to realize (or care) that China owns more than 15% of our debt. As we continue to borrow from China and buy Chinese made stuff, China gets stronger and we get weaker!

by Charles_U_Farley July 17, 2009

Hock my China

Verb: "To be a pest, especially by going on and on about something (usually with "don't" or other negation)." A trans-lingual Mondegreen of the Yiddish phrase "hak mir nisht keyn tshaynik" (lit: "don't rattle me a tea kettle") meaning, figuratively, to quit complaining or beating a point to death.

Listen, we're not going to Disneyland this Summer and that's final, so suck it up and don't hock my China about it.

Chad, what happens again when you hock my China?
I get yelled at?
Exactamundo! So, knock it off and go watch TV.

by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020