Chelsea FC

Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.

"Ashley Coles wife has got two cunts"

Away section at Chelsea FC

by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009

chelba

chelba Arabic word meaning dog, but can be used for "bitch".

She is a stupid chelba!

by adj November 11, 2006

Chelsii

A girl who resembles the look of Zelda except way hotter.

Link used to like Zelda until he saw Chelsii.

by Boysdontbleed June 14, 2009

Chelsye

A great friend who is crazy & wild. Loves to drink & prides herself on certain oral skills. She loves the Florida sun, lives off of eggs, & is absolutely BEAUTIFUL :)

Chelsye B. is AWESOME.

by BADOWWWW February 4, 2010

Chela

WACKKKKKKKK

You got covid? What a Chela

by Skurrrr October 19, 2020

Chelsea FC

wankers who failed miserably in their attempt to buy a Treble.

Chelsea's player wages: over £150 million
Watching Chelsea stumble to L'Pool: priceless

by GCZ May 7, 2005

Chelsea fc

An Intercontinental handball team that masquerades as a football club in the Premier League.

Bankrolled by a Russian sugar daddy, most referees extend the rules of football to allow Chelsea the use of their hands in Premier League games. Their star players are John Terry who plays at Centre Backhand and Didier Drogba who is a Striker.

They are consistent rather than spectacular, they don't often drop below their high standards but equally cannot raise their game when it matters - see cup competitions.

With Chelsea fc wealth and back to back premiership titles, what do do people talk about? The fact they haven't won the Champions League - says it all really.

by Danny09 August 27, 2006