CANT

Complex And Needlessly Technical. Overly complex, overly convoluted. The antonym to KISSor Kept It Simple Stupid. Describes systems or processes that are complicated for complexity's sake. First used in 2007 at British Telecom plc to describe their Order to Bill system.

What a CANT that Sarbannes-Oxley procedure is!!

by Michael Willcocks January 1, 2009

cantankerous

Someone who is old and crabby. Annoys you to no end.

OZK was being cantankerous when he refused to tell me what I wanted to know.

by JC Hats January 9, 2008

cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

by A fan March 29, 2004

cantelec

A small electrical retailer in south east England... The sort of place that welcomes all of the least able to cope with selection of a basic appliance. The sort of person that starts a phone conversation, "Oh hello, i wonder if you can help me?" - Damn i need a new job?! lol

leaky gas bottle? Get yourself down to Cantelec!! They'll offer you friendly service, and great prices....go in, youll have a Blast!

by steve aka stig January 4, 2007

cantaloupal

an adjective that describes someone who's ass is so huge that it seems as though each buttcheek is a giant cantaloupe

Dale: Ew, look at that girl.

Henry: Woa! She's pretty cantaloupal.

by Harry Sachz September 26, 2007

Cantaloupey

Having the qualities of a cantaloupe , in appearence, texture , scent, or taste.

Guy 1: Dude check out the massive cantaloupe esque tits on that blonde over there!

Guy 2: You mean cantaloupey?

by GamerGuy69 January 17, 2009

cantaloping

hanging out with friends

Jennie said to her lab partner, "Stop cantaloping with them." when he kept walking to other groups.

by Argent101 February 16, 2009