Celton

A verb: The art of shaking babies. Although shaking babies is known to kill babies, to Celton is to shake the infant until it is handicapped or has down syndrom.

Example 1: "Yoh, kid with down syndrom! Were you Celtoned as a child?"

by Z0MG!D4N13LL3! May 7, 2008

Cantong

Another word to describe a person of asian decent in either an offensive way or a describing way.

"look at that Cantong"

by iRiShClOvEr May 4, 2011

calmong

A state of randomness and disaray. When things are not going as they should it is a state of calmong.

The date with Terra was a complete calmong.

by Anni April 5, 2004

capton Ahab

A skinny guy who bypasses the good looking girl to go after the big fat whale !

Hey adam check out capton Ahab he is at it again with those fatty's over there did you forget to tell him no whaling tonight?

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 19, 2009

Calgonize

cal-gon-ize. v. Derived from a brand of cheap body sprays and perfumes, 1. to fill or overpower with a strong cheap scent or foul odor; 2. to make someone feel cheap, offensive, or make someone realize they smell like cheap perfume; 3. to coerce someone by ruining their reputation or by literally spraying them with cheap perfume

1. Her morning breath calgonized the bedroom.
2. You calgonize everything you do.
3. If you don't watch your mouth, I will calgonize you!

by Alkups September 29, 2010

Cartonable Offense

A cartonable offence is defined by an incident causing an avoidable disruption to users and/or services.

This may include re-doing work already completed by another employee.

Service Calls excessively past deadline, personal milestones, certifications, role changes, corporate support, leavers may be considered a Cartonable Offense

by daul porris June 17, 2011

carlton arms

a quick lay good for the midnight quicky not good for a wifey at all

dude 1- komar leave carlton arms alone

komar-but i dont wanna its to fun

dude 1-to bad pass carlton arms up and let her pick a dude she will be happy

by the-noob October 29, 2011