calmong 

A state of randomness and disaray. When things are not going as they should it is a state of calmong.

The date with Terra was a complete calmong.

calmong by Anni April 5, 2004

Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

Clamonga 

Clamonga : ballon looking allergy reaction that only affecta your toes.

"the weather broadcast says its allergy season so ill probably have really bad clamonga on my toes."

Clamonga by CoffeeNOrder66 July 18, 2023

Calmonella

A contagious disease in which you do not make the decision to say things. They just come out.

And there’s no going back. And you get very judgemental stares.

“Did you hear Callum say ‘alrighty roo’?”
“Yeah, he was diagnosed with Calmonella”

Calmonella by thedestructiveturtle November 3, 2019

Rylon Calonge 

The Hottest Bisexual Mother F***er in the whole word, true that, and word to that, my baby mama and rylon to the fullest, unity, jigga word up!

Look its a Hot super model, wait no its kristen kruek, no its better, its Rylon Calonge.

Rylon Calonge by Shylon February 21, 2005

Calmingtons 

An exclamation meaning "Calm down"

"Calmingtons! It'll be ok!"

Calmingtons by MrTimmington December 15, 2008

calbongadoo

massive willy innit

mrs incredible is the only person that can fit my humungous calbongadoo

calbongadoo by XCC49 July 7, 2022