calmong
A state of randomness and disaray. When things are not going as they should it is a state of calmong.
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Traffic Calming Measure
This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016
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Clamonga
"the weather broadcast says its allergy season so ill probably have really bad clamonga on my toes."
Clamonga by CoffeeNOrder66 July 18, 2023
Calmonella
A contagious disease in which you do not make the decision to say things. They just come out.
And there’s no going back. And you get very judgemental stares.
And there’s no going back. And you get very judgemental stares.
Calmonella by thedestructiveturtle November 3, 2019
Rylon Calonge
The Hottest Bisexual Mother F***er in the whole word, true that, and word to that, my baby mama and rylon to the fullest, unity, jigga word up!
Rylon Calonge by Shylon February 21, 2005
Calmingtons
Calmingtons by MrTimmington December 15, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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