check the vent

a basic code phrase for "do you think that girl is hot?"

Hey Jim, did you check the vent by table 25?

by Chris Kras October 22, 2007

Check Flush

Flushing a second time after taking a big shit to see if it still flushes.

After that taco bell I had to do a check flush.

by Exponaut620 June 16, 2014

check hostage

Waiting for your bill at a restaurant, and it's taking forever. You're a check hostage

I'm stuck here at the table waiting here, I'm that waitress has us check hostaged.

by bippi April 4, 2015

check thyself before thy wreck thyself

also known as the 11th commandment, it is a sentence used when someone makes a fool of someone for something that also applies to them.

also a great advice.

many variations exist, like:

"check yourself before you wreck yourself"

or the more correct version of this one :

"check thine self before thou wreck thine self"

example 1.

ghost 1: - "man ghosts sucks"

ghosts 2: - "you know you're a ghost right?"

ghost 1: - "holy ghost! you're right"

ghost 2: - "check thyself before thy wreck thyself"
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example 2:

online scrub - "you're grammar sucks"

online proud fedora owner - " *your* check thyself before thy wreck thyself"

by count philosopher July 11, 2016

Check the Garden

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.

"Do you want to check the garden??"

by SibLIGHTS May 30, 2016

check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

Check my oil

Putting ones finger in another's anus to "check their oil". Checking their fluid/solids level to be sure they are not to low or high.

Hey babe will you check my oil? (Said girl)

Yeah I can! *Shoves his hand down the back of her pants (boy)

by Souhung July 3, 2017