The bible

1. The world's best selling book. This book is a fictional story with various authors. It's protagonist is named 'God'.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.

Theist: The bible has all the answers.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.

by jfq June 20, 2008

Bible Music

Slang for and relating to pornographic material. Allows one to stay inconspicuous when speaking of the afore topic.

"I have 6.7GB of bible music."

by Rob Hallock March 8, 2004

The Bible

A book used to control the masses with a false threat and reward system.
See: George W. Bush, mind control

Do what your told like the bible teaches.

by The Kryptonian April 7, 2005

Broblé

Deriving from Michael Bublé. It is a bro who is extremly savy with the ladies yet is dedicated to hockey or any other sport.

Girl#1: Come back to my place tonight you stud

Guy#1:Call Me Irresponsible, but the games on tonight

Girl#1: Fine then, have fun jerking off

Guy#2: Smooth moves Broblé

by Hawk diesel October 18, 2009

Bibletard

A person who preaches scripture that they clearly do not understand and have no business reciting.

The other day some Bibletards knocked on my door and chatted shit for ages. I had to correct the Bibletards on a number of things they'd interpreted wrongly.

by Arcca-Daton December 20, 2009

blible

When you swear on the holy book, and know you're going to lie your ass off!!

For examples of the act of blible in action, see: Lord Jeffery Archer.

by GTPG November 8, 2006

brimley

verb.

To eat so many sugary foodstuffs at one time that one risks becoming diabetic. Refers to Wilford Brimley's famous Liberty Medical commercials where he talks about his "diabeetus".

"I still have a box of Belgian chocolates I have yet to brimley through."

by somethingsurvived January 10, 2008