darius' bra

two cups that hold up the two biggest mounds ever recorded. without darius' bra he would not be allowed to fornicate with women named theresa on a regular basis. he would also have to let men finish on his face.

darius' bra pushed a kid out from in front of a moving bus.

wow darius saved the day with his huge lady lumps.
that bra sure does come in handy.

by clavannah October 26, 2014

strapless bra

A horrible invention that possesses the power to turn any set of perfect perky boobs into saggy grandma boobs.

Darrell: "I can"t wait for you to see this girl Rhonda.. I mean her BOOBS are on fleek."
*Rhonda walks in wearing a strapless bra*
Darrell: "never mind."

by yourman82 November 16, 2015

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 23, 2021

to pull a "captain bra hook"

To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra

Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....

by the idiot-arse July 3, 2009

brass bra

(n.)Form-fitting bodice of cold metal, namely: brass. Offers support and protection of woman's bust. Usually used by witches or warrior princesses.

The blow was deflected by her brass bra.

It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra out here!

by Mirthman March 5, 2009

BP Bra

Noun.

A bra made of crude oil inside sea shells. Perfectly padded, and with great support, but is a hassle to remove.

Luke: Nice bra. It brings out your breasts!

Aleksandra: Oh yeah, its a BP Bra, its so hard to get off though!

Luke: Damn. Can I try? I'm not Obama or a BP expert, but i'll try. =)

by WHBS-TV Most Hours June 6, 2010

Placebo bra

It’s a “bra” that doesn’t help support your boobs but you wear to feel like you are at least wearing something

Susan tells Katie “hey katie, you’re looking pretty comfortable today” Katie replies with “yes I am, it’s because I’m wearing a placebo bra today! You should try one!”

by VictoriaPlacebo September 3, 2018