3 definitions by clavannah
by clavannah November 6, 2013
two cups that hold up the two biggest mounds ever recorded. without darius' bra he would not be allowed to fornicate with women named theresa on a regular basis. he would also have to let men finish on his face.
darius' bra pushed a kid out from in front of a moving bus.
wow darius saved the day with his huge lady lumps.
that bra sure does come in handy.
wow darius saved the day with his huge lady lumps.
that bra sure does come in handy.
by clavannah October 27, 2014
being the largest cunt ever. ruining the lives of everyone around her. sucking more cock than thought possible. the act of forcing someone to commit suicide. singling out the person you are jealous of because you are a cum guzzling cock sucker with a background in carpentry and a train set shoved up your ass. also known as morphing into the devil while laughing at jt. making a 50 year old man with diabetes named Jason fondle your dick after class for extra credit.
knowledge: " did you see the way she was transbottoming me for no reason?"
Mon: " yeah she's a bastard"
Mon: " yeah she's a bastard"
by clavannah October 27, 2014