Barney the purple dinosaur

Once you're seen hanging out with Barney the purple dinosaur, you might as well start going to school at home.

That was so courageous of the girl to lay low until graduation after the other kids at school talked shit about her best friend Barney the purple dinosaur. What kind of friend was she to Barney when he needed her to have his back, was he on his own after that?

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

Barney's Law

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.

Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'

by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022

Barney

A wanna-be surfer. A guy with a board and racks on his car, but never gets in the water.

What a Barney.

by PajamaJan January 6, 2023

Barnes and Noble

A place that will wait until you’ve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.

“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the inter—ah fuck I really need to shit hold on”

“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”

by 1-2-buckle my shoe April 28, 2023

Shtu-Barnes

adjective: stupid; without thinking

Noun: Idiot

Adjective: That comment was Shtu-Barnes

Noun: Shut up Shtu-Barnes

by Richard Cranium June 25, 2003

explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!

OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!

by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016

alex barnes

Jacob is a complete retarded for thinking Barney is pink

Alex Barnes or aka Barney is purple not pink Jacob

by Alex Bongabooce April 9, 2017