Baltimore Skirmish

While receiving oral sex, the person performing suddenly stuffs a large dildo(or other similarly shaped object) into the anus of the person receiving without their knowledge. If the receiver requests this action, it's then referred to as a Cincinnati Skirmish.

Sarah left Rich because he tried to perform a Baltimore Skirmish.

by 2shadesofNas-T February 2, 2014

Baltimore Duffle Bag

Shitting in a ziploc sandwich bag and then slapping your partner in the face with said bag until it breaks

I gave Stewart a Baltimore Duffle Bag last night

by Cornholio1231223 June 12, 2014

Baltimore Asshole

A Baltimore Asshole is a self administered rim job. That is, self analingus.

I will bend Citizen Baba up like a pretzel and help him receive the Baltimore Asshole he desperately needs.

by babaisapussy April 29, 2015

baltimore yip

A Baltimore dance with a splash of two-steP

The baltimore yip is A Baltimore dance with a splash of two-step
Lonnie: a yip yip onna nigga

Sneaky: gush gushh

by Livefromthe410 May 15, 2018

Baltimore

Somewhere you go to get mugged

My friend went on a trip to Baltimore and he came back about $100, and a cellphone poorer

by brickman5543 October 28, 2018

bålter

to dance gracelessly, without particular art or skill, but with great enjoyment.

She likes to put the music on and bålter like there is no tomorrow.

by Freddiegotwords October 20, 2019

Baltic Ball Bath

The act of lowering one's testicles into a lukewarm yet hearty soup to stave off the symptoms of hyperthermia

"I feel like they are going to fall off, Joan! Time for a Baltic Ball Bath!"

by wetjim53 May 4, 2020