3 definitions by wetjim53

Baltic Ball Bath

The act of lowering one's testicles into a lukewarm yet hearty soup to stave off the symptoms of hyperthermia

"I feel like they are going to fall off, Joan! Time for a Baltic Ball Bath!"

by wetjim53 May 4, 2020

Bangkok Blowout

The act of violently defecating after enjoying a succulent Thai meal.

“It was lovely meal, Stephen, but I didn’t half have a Bangkok Blowout afterwards”

by wetjim53 December 31, 2021

Windy Albert

The act of expelling rectal gas onto an erect penis, usually acting as the conclusion of anal intercourse

"Jesus wept, Sandra! You've just given me a reet windy albert"

by wetjim53 February 13, 2020