balless

No balls

Bro you balless

by tiplessjon July 8, 2022

button balled

Sexual phenomenon when a guy is balls deep in a woman and barely manages to hit her button. Usually only occurs with males that have shallow penetration.

Bret button balled Chelsea's yellow flower after picking her up at the club. The girl was dissapointed and was expecting more.

by Bigg Al January 6, 2009

get balled

What you say when someone does something that merits a severe balling.

Teacher: "Now don't forget, tomorrow we have a test on natural logarithms."
Student: "Aw, get balled!"

Person 1: "I got you a burrito from Taco Cabana, but then I ate it because I'm an asshole."
Person 2: "Get balled!"

Dad: "Happy birthday! I farted on your cake."
Son: "Get balled!"

by Giblets in a bucket May 8, 2010

Uni-Baller

Any man who overcompensates for missing a ball (testicle) by being excessively aggressive, critical, masculine or pompous. a.k.a. Juan Bahler.

"Say, Dad, If winning isn't everything, then why does Brian J. Kelly always insist on keeping score?"

"Because he stands a mere 5 feet 8 inches tall and is a bonafide Uni-Baller, that's why. ...'boy's only got one ball."

"Bet crowded elevators probably smell different to midgets too, huh Dad?"

by Rural_Dictionary November 22, 2011

B-Baller

A B baller is a Basketball player.

“Yo see that B-Baller over there he hella hot”

“Jordan’s are B-Baller shoes”

by Miriamelkinani May 15, 2018

Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.

Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.

by dominic208 September 7, 2009

What even is ballet?

Used as a sort of comeback at a persons question that is either considered stupid or has an easy answer.

This is also used when a someone asks a question that you do not understand or do not know how to explain

Person 1: "dude, how is that even spelt?"
Person 2: "ugh, what even is ballet?"

by Yaoihands September 2, 2014