Bus Drama

A live show on the bus (alt., on the train) put on by crazy or outspoken people (see, "Busnuts") who feel the need to act out their private junk on the bus, talk to the voices in their heads, or just generally make a scene for the enjoyment of others, on public transportation.

I saw a bus drama today when some busnut started yelling at a tourist for bumping into him.

by michaelp August 16, 2011

bus goers bean

The female equivalent of Traveller's Marrow where the vibrations associated with shit public transport cause swelling and hardening of the clitoris.

"Ethel remained seated on the bus as it went past Tesco. Her bus goers bean was almost debilitating and certainly inconvenient on weekly-shop days".

References:

The most publicised case of bus goers bean was during the making of the film Speed, where Sandra Bullock's stunt double was expected to leap from the runaway bus moments before it exploded. Tragically, due to bus goers bean, the stunt double was unable to leave her seat and was killed instantly.

by avatarvia October 5, 2011

Bus Craft

Homework completed on a bus. Originated in England (2005).

This homework is 'bus craft'.

by Anonymous Passenger October 12, 2005

Bus Walk

The awkward hobble to your seat on the local transit system after getting on. It's staggered and disjointed as the bus driver does not wait for you to seat yourself and instead speeds off to the next stop.

1. As I was putting my pass away, the bus driver sped up and I bus walked right into the pole.

2. I got up early for my stop and bus walked into the door, much to my embarrassement.

by Bus Walker October 23, 2007

Bus Driver

An individual of greater skill, knowledge, or talent who unambigiously dominates over an individual or group. A bus driver is so named because he/she takes everyone to school (See "Schooled").

I tried to drive the lane on that big brother, but damn it, the bus driver took the whole team to school.

by filmchild February 24, 2004

bus station

A meeting place for chavs in all major towns and cities

see ya down hte bus station at 8, innit

by Jay Zee February 9, 2005

Bus Hopping

The amazing feat of having all your buses on your itinerary connect with perfect timing. Involves running from bus to bus in quick succession because they just keep appearing everytime you get off a bus. As a standard, you need at least two hops to call it bus hopping, the more you've hopped, the more awesome it becomes.

Bob: (as he's stepping off a bus) There's our bus, run!
Rob: This is the third bus we've caught like this!
Bob: Have you never heard of bus hopping?

by C-92 January 17, 2010