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boomercoin 

bitcoin. called this because bitcoin is an incredibly basic crypto currency with next to zero features. mostly followed by tech illiterates and boomers who think bitcoin is all of crypto
hey look Fox News are now advertising bitcoin to their 50 year old trump supporting viewers, it has truly has become a boomercoin
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Boomer Tech 

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"
They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.
Boomer Tech by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022

Boomer Truth 

A Boomer Truth is a statement or sentiment that was true (or less false) around the time the Baby Boomers were in their 20s and 30s but is now wildly untrue or out of touch. While one does not have to be a Boomer to believe a Boomer Truth, it requires a level of ignorance about modern life that often comes with being a Boomer.
"Well, when I was your age, I could afford a car, and house and support a family working only one job. You just need to work harder."

"Save me your Boomer Truth, Grandpa. I've heard it all before."
Boomer Truth by Sir Fluffy Bunny VII September 27, 2023

nicaraguan boomerang 

The load exchange between two homosexual black men.
That was one hot nicaraguan boomerang on PH, The load exchange between two homosexual black men.

Spirit Boomer 

Someone who was not born into the baby boomer generation (1946-1964), but still behaves in the stereotypical boomer fashion.
"Man, Ben Shapiro is such an entitled asshole."
"Yeah, so out of touch. His rich parents gave him every opportunity imaginable, then he condescends to poor people like they should just demand more money."
"It's weird, though, because he's so young. He was only born in 1984."
"Complete Spirit Boomer."
Spirit Boomer by just a dumb boomer September 8, 2019